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14 notes | January 31 2014

(902): he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa…opera style…

(902): he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa…opera style…

Tagged: daily/reports from last nighttexts from last nightstephen colbertsteve carell

161 notes | November 14 2013

More from the Daily Show/Colbert Report fancast for Welcome to Night Vale, aka the “Cecil hosts a TV show in New York” AU.

I had been resisting the idea of casting Al as Carlos when the reasoning was “he’s the only Latino guy available,” but I will totally cast him when the reasoning is “we have a legit clip of him hanging around some trees in a lab coat.”

(Related art: Night Vale | Fake news | both at once.)

Starring
STEPHEN COLBERT as THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
KRISTEN SCHAAL as LEANN HART
STEVE CARELL as STEVE CARLSBERG (WHAT A JERK)
AL MADRIGAL as PERFECT CARLOS
and a terrifyingly-lit version of
STEPHEN COLBERT as THE VOICE OF DESERT BLUFFS

Tagged: welcome to night valestephen colbertsteve carellkristen schaalal madrigalanimatedgifsetwelcome to colbert vale

18 notes | November 8 2013

(044): fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face

(044): fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face

Tagged: steve carellstephen colbertdaily/reports from last night

Source: colbertnation.com

2,128 notes | June 13 2013

windandwater:

Filling in for Jon Stewart….
Clips: 3/5/02, 3/27/01, 3/28/01, 1/24/01, 6/10/13

Tagged: steve carellstephen colbertjohn oliveranimatedgifset

Source: windandwater

85 notes | December 15 2012

(310): It was one of those “since we’re naked anyway” type situations

(310): It was one of those “since we’re naked anyway” type situations

Tagged: steve carellstephen colbertjon stewartdaily/reports from last night

Source: thedailyshow.com

7 notes | July 23 2012

(856): So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

(856): So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them

Tagged: stephen colbertsteve carellrob corddryed helmsdaily/reports from last nightsubmission

16 notes | July 20 2012

(763): I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong…(612): I want my thong back.(763): I hate you tequila.

(763): I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong…

(612): I want my thong back.

(763): I hate you tequila.

Tagged: stephen colbertsteve carell

Source: colbertnation.com

5 notes | July 16 2012

(626): Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he’s been sleeping with on the side that I’ve been having gay sex with him all semester?

(626): Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he’s been sleeping with on the side that I’ve been having gay sex with him all semester?

Tagged: stephen colbertsteve carelldaily/reports from last night

50 notes | June 5 2012

(828): As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

(828): As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.

Tagged: jon stewartstephen colbertsteve carellfavoritesdaily/reports from last night

65 notes | May 7 2012

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