(727): im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
(416): that’s like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
(Happy birthday, Jon!)
More from the Daily Show/Colbert Report fancast for Welcome to Night Vale, aka the “Cecil hosts a TV show in New York” AU.
I had been resisting the idea of casting Al as Carlos when the reasoning was “he’s the only Latino guy available,” but I will totally cast him when the reasoning is “we have a legit clip of him hanging around some trees in a lab coat.”
STEPHEN COLBERT as THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
KRISTEN SCHAAL as LEANN HART
STEVE CARELL as STEVE CARLSBERG (WHAT A JERK)
AL MADRIGAL as PERFECT CARLOS
and a terrifyingly-lit version of
STEPHEN COLBERT as THE VOICE OF DESERT BLUFFS
(574): LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
(816): well one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me
(239): No way. Every time you have sex with him you’ll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
(…because there are tiny eagles in his eyes…get it? get it?)
(044): fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
(909): It must have been true love
(604): I don’t call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
(814): First rule of pills: If you can’t remember what it is, take half.
(239): In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I’m ODing on adorable right now.
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