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844 notes | August 18 2014

Stephen Colbert + text posts

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Source: usscolbert

50 notes | May 7 2014

(609): And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

(609): And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

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8 notes | May 5 2014

(916): The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I’m gonna bag me a rhino.

(916): The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I’m gonna bag me a rhino.

Tagged: daily/reports from last nighttexts from last nightStephen Colbert

11 notes | May 3 2014

(940): Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.

(940): Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.

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11 notes | May 1 2014

(847): Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.(847): It’s vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t’s in that word.

(847): Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.

(847): It’s vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t’s in that word.

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24 notes | April 30 2014

(512): Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool(210): No

(512): Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool

(210): No

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14 notes | April 28 2014

(314): I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.

(314): I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.

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58 notes | February 3 2014

(425): I don’t need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

(425): I don’t need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

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45,073 notes | February 2 2014

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TCR | 2013.09.24 Jon stops by to congratulate Stephen

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15 notes | January 31 2014

(902): he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa…opera style…

(902): he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa…opera style…

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