Daily/Reports From Last Night


Images of the fine folks on The Daily Show and/or The Colbert Report, captioned with the help of Texts From Last Night.

Features the mod's macros, reblogs of my earlier submissions to the related blog Texts From the Anchor Desk, and reader contributions sent directly here.

Full List of TagsSubmit A D/RFLNQuestions?



Ask a question

Submit a text

6 notes | May 6 2014

(360): i don’t have parental supervision. i’m gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.

(360): i don’t have parental supervision. i’m gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightJon StewartJessica Williamstexts from last night

5 notes | May 4 2014

(775): You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

(775): You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightJon StewartJordan Kleppertexts from last night

26 notes | May 2 2014

(832): moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone

(832): moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightJon Stewarttexts from last night

15 notes | April 30 2014

(845): I’m not upset with you; I’m upset with Fox News.

(845): I’m not upset with you; I’m upset with Fox News.

Tagged: daily/reports from last nighttexts from last nightJon Stewart

24 notes | April 30 2014

(512): Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool(210): No

(512): Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool

(210): No

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightJon StewartStephen Colberttexts from last night

8 notes | April 29 2014

(785): this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln

(785): this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightJon StewartJessica Williamstexts from last night

45,073 notes | February 2 2014

beeishappy:

TCR | 2013.09.24 Jon stops by to congratulate Stephen

Tagged: rebloggedanimatedjon stewartstephen colbert

67 notes | February 1 2014

(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

Tagged: texts from last nightdaily/reports from last nightjon stewartNeil deGrasse Tyson

15 notes | January 26 2014

(562): that was a gay-test. you passed.(1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope!

(562): that was a gay-test. you passed.

(1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope!

Tagged: daily/reports from last nighttexts from last nightjon stewartstephen colbert

86 notes | December 24 2013

(907): I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.

(907): I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.

Tagged: jon stewartstephen colbertchristmasdaily/reports from last night