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45,092 notes | February 2 2014

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TCR | 2013.09.24 Jon stops by to congratulate Stephen

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51 notes | February 1 2014

(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

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15 notes | January 26 2014

(562): that was a gay-test. you passed.(1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope!

(562): that was a gay-test. you passed.

(1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope!

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72 notes | December 24 2013

(907): I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.

(907): I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.

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26 notes | November 28 2013

(416): that’s like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle

(Happy birthday, Jon!)

(416): that’s like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle

(Happy birthday, Jon!)

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18 notes | November 11 2013

(816): well one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me

(816): well one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me

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44 notes | November 6 2013

(909): It must have been true love(604): I don’t call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

(909): It must have been true love

(604): I don’t call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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15 notes | November 5 2013

(702): So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

(702): So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.

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5 notes | September 3 2013

(954): I already brushed my teeth, and it’s not even noon yet. Today’s going to be a productive day.
(Editor’s note: He’s back!!)

(954): I already brushed my teeth, and it’s not even noon yet. Today’s going to be a productive day.

(Editor’s note: He’s back!!)

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12,309 notes | September 2 2013

Welcome to Night Vale, the AU where it’s a TV show in New York.

(Or, a demonstration of why every Night Vale fan should look into The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, and vice versa.)

Starring
STEPHEN COLBERT as THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
ELEANOR HOLMES NORTON as MAYOR PAMELA WINCHELL
JON STEWART as A HOODED FIGURE
and introducing
JESSICA WILLIAMS as INTERN DANA

ETA: And for all of you going “But who is Carlos?”…there is now a sequel!

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