(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
(562): that was a gay-test. you passed.
(1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope!
(907): I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
(416): that’s like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
(Happy birthday, Jon!)
(816): well one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me
(909): It must have been true love
(604): I don’t call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
(702): So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
(954): I already brushed my teeth, and it’s not even noon yet. Today’s going to be a productive day.
(Editor’s note: He’s back!!)
Welcome to Night Vale, the AU where it’s a TV show in New York.
(Or, a demonstration of why every Night Vale fan should look into The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, and vice versa.)
STEPHEN COLBERT as THE VOICE OF NIGHT VALE
ELEANOR HOLMES NORTON as MAYOR PAMELA WINCHELL
JON STEWART as A HOODED FIGURE
JESSICA WILLIAMS as INTERN DANA
ETA: And for all of you going “But who is Carlos?”…there is now a sequel!
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