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132 notes | September 24 2014

bicatperson:

C A R L O S
a “spacetime is not real, but it’s still pretty cool” odyssey

(ftr, that one script in the last gif is Sumerian)

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Comic | Fic journal | Art gallery | Blog

Tagged: Welcome to Colbert ValeNeil Degrasse Tysonanimated

854 notes | August 18 2014

Stephen Colbert + text posts

Tagged: rebloggedStephen ColbertJon Stewart

Source: usscolbert

3,804 notes | June 7 2014

msjwilly:

 because i’m happy  

Sorry guys. But also I’m not sorry guys. This gif set is literally a dream come true for me. Jah bless the soul that made this.

Tagged: rebloggedanimatedgifsetJessica Williams

Source: emilyisobsessed

718 notes | May 8 2014

gralto:

TCR MaryBeth Garrigan 2007-06-19 (x)

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Source: gralto

50 notes | May 7 2014

(609): And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

(609): And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

Tagged: daily/reports from last nighttexts from last nightStephen Colbert

6 notes | May 6 2014

(360): i don’t have parental supervision. i’m gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.

(360): i don’t have parental supervision. i’m gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightJon StewartJessica Williamstexts from last night

8 notes | May 5 2014

(916): The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I’m gonna bag me a rhino.

(916): The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I’m gonna bag me a rhino.

Tagged: daily/reports from last nighttexts from last nightStephen Colbert

5 notes | May 4 2014

(775): You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

(775): You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightJon StewartJordan Kleppertexts from last night

11 notes | May 3 2014

(940): Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.

(940): Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightStephen Colbertlawyerstexts from last night

26 notes | May 2 2014

(832): moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone

(832): moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone

Tagged: daily/reports from last nightJon Stewarttexts from last night