C A R L O S
a “spacetime is not real, but it’s still pretty cool” odyssey
(ftr, that one script in the last gif is Sumerian)
Stephen Colbert + text posts
♫ because i’m happy ♫
Sorry guys. But also I’m not sorry guys. This gif set is literally a dream come true for me. Jah bless the soul that made this.
(609): And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
(360): i don’t have parental supervision. i’m gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
(916): The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I’m gonna bag me a rhino.
(775): You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
(940): Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
(832): moral of the story: I’m going to stab everyone
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