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44,371 notes | February 9 2014

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54 notes | February 3 2014

(425): I don’t need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

(425): I don’t need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!

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45,088 notes | February 2 2014

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51 notes | February 1 2014

(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

(862): I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

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14 notes | January 31 2014

(902): he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa…opera style…

(902): he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa…opera style…

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50 notes | January 30 2014

(903): I just want to eat and sleep til I’m dead. I should’ve been born a cat.
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(903): I just want to eat and sleep til I’m dead. I should’ve been born a cat.

(Editor’s note: Our 400th TFLN post!)

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52 notes | January 29 2014

(206): You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.(360): 1. they’re goldfish. 2 fuck you

(206): You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.

(360): 1. they’re goldfish. 2 fuck you

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5 notes | January 28 2014

(954): I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.

(954): I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.

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7 notes | January 27 2014

(816): we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome

(816): we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome

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15 notes | January 26 2014

(562): that was a gay-test. you passed.(1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope!

(562): that was a gay-test. you passed.

(1-562): with flying rainbow colors i hope!

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